Okay, we open tonights episode with a single date card! Ooh! It involves Blind folds! I know exactly what’s about to happen! Emma is handed the single date card and we see her turn into stage five clinger within 0.12 seconds. Oh. Oh no. This date is horrible. HORRIBLE! The blind fold is for a […]Read More Bachie Ep 7
So we start tonight’s episode with a brief reminder that Monique and Abbie are on the outs due to “that incident”. It’s despite Bachie Matt’s best efforts at imitating Sherlock Holmes, we’re still stuck with uncertainty about what really went down. What we do know? Lines are being drawn and there is some definite Us […]Read More Bachie Ep6
We open on… okay. In a weird twist it’s the end of the last episode post-rose ceremony and it’s just all the women sitting around drinking wine and feeling morose about Bachie Matt kissing Abbie. Honestly, this needs more ice cream pouting. Anyways, we leave the gossip group behind and tune in to single date. […]Read More Bachie Ep5
Single DateWe open with Monique and Bachie Matt dressed in leather and ready to go for a Sunday drive in a Ferrari. They end up at a local airport where they’ll be doing some Red Baron-type adventure in a plane. They get briefed on how it’ll be 8g’s of force on their body and that […]Read More Bachie Ep4
Warning: I write this recap as I watch. If you’re here for perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation turn away now. Let’s do this! Single DateTonight we start off with the beautiful Elly cashing in her golden ticket for some one-on-one with Bachie Matt. Full disclosure: I have Elly in the office sweep so I’m not […]Read More Bachie Ep3
You guys we’ve made it to episode two! Let’s jump straight in! Single Date Osher arrives at the women’s mansion to hand over a single date card. The cryptic clue is that Matt hopes he can speak her language. Of course our Chinese Correspondent Kristen knows this is her date. Definitely. She speaks fluent Mandarin […]Read More Bachie Ep2
Hello Bachie watchers! The Bachelor is back. And as you all know , it’s my favourite time of the year. MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE. DO NOT DARE TELL ME CHRISTMAS IS BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL! Get your popcorn ready, we’re about to jump in. Let’s do this! Bachie Intro We’re introduced to Matt […]Read More Bachie Ep1
You were my compass,
the north to my south.
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Within her reside a thousand demons, each fighting for voice
You are weak, you are nothing
Daily their whispered claws dig deeper, each gouge a hole she can never refill.